May The Line Be Short With You | Funny Ride Queue Shirt
Sport Grey / XS
$21.95
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Funny without being loud. Comfortable without being flimsy.
May The Line Be Short With You | Funny Ride Queue Shirt
$21.95
Limited Early Supporter Price
Price Increases After This Batch Sells Out
Made to order · Ships in 3–5 business days · Secure checkout · If there is an issue, we'll make it right.
Subtle park humor for people who get it.
- Printed to order in the USA
- Ships in 3–5 days
- Soft premium cotton blend
- Durable print that won't crack
Standing in line is a skill. This is the uniform.
If you’ve ever refreshed the wait time or said “maybe it’ll move faster,” this one’s for you.
Subtle park humor for people who get it.
Why It Works
- Soft enough for full park days
- Lightweight — won't feel like armor in July
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Durable print that holds up wash after wash
Funny without being loud. Comfortable without being flimsy.
Who It’s For
- Rope drop strategists
- Park moms and dads
- Sci-fi fans
- Anyone who’s ever prayed to the ride gods
Details
- Premium cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk
- True to size
- Size chart in product images
Made to order to reduce waste.
If we make a mistake, we fix it.