I Don't Need a Prince, I Need a Full Body Massage

For the woman who would happily trade the fairy-tale prince for a serious spa day, this funny princess-inspired shirt says exactly what exhausted park moms and vacationers are thinking.

“I Don’t Need a Prince, I Need a Full Body Massage” makes a playful theme park vacation shirt for park moms, moms on family trips, and anyone who believes a long day of walking deserves a little royal-level relaxation. 

• Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
• 👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
• 🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
• 📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
• 🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• 🇺🇸 Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!

2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fie, so no high heat!

3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.

4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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Returns:
Our goal at Parkside Threads is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

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