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Mandatory Fun Should Have Roller Coasters

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For anyone who has survived enough “mandatory fun” to know it would be better with...

favorite ruck march ends in fireworks

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For anyone who knows a ruck march is a whole lot better when the finish...

I Got Voluntold for the Teacups Again

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For the soldier or veteran who somehow gets “voluntold” into one more spinning ride, this...

Step Off: 0700, Return: Fireworks

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For the service member or veteran who plans a park day like a mission, this...

Standard Issue Park Loadout

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“Standard Issue Park Loadout” turns the familiar military idea of mission-ready gear into a joke...

Rope Drop Is the Only Formation I Volunteer For

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For the Army servicemember or veteran who treats park opening like the one formation worth...

Reveille Hits Different When the Castle’s Waiting

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For military members and veterans who know exactly what it means to be up before...

Outranked By A Kid In A Princess Dress

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For the service member who may hold rank at work but knows exactly who is...

Orders: Make Some Memories

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“Orders: Make Some Memories” turns military language into a vacation-day mission every service member, veteran,...

On Leave, Making Memories

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For the service member who traded duty boots for vacation miles, this military theme park...

Move Out. Snack Up. Repeat.

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Built for the soldier or Army veteran who treats a theme park day like a...

Left Right Left Still In The Same Ride Queue

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For anyone who has marched plenty of miles but somehow still hasn’t reached the ride,...

Leave Approved Report To Magic

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When leave is finally approved, there’s only one place left to report: magic. This funny...

Theme Parks: Where I Pay To Hurry Up And Wait

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For anyone who knows that “hurry up and wait” applies just as well to military...

Hurry Up, Wait in Line

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“Hurry Up, Wait in Line” turns one of the military’s most familiar sayings into a...

Fall In - It's Time For The Castle Photo

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This military-inspired theme park shirt turns the familiar command “Fall in” into the family ritual...
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